it’s true

Just in case any of my non-existent readers think I was chickening out on my discussion of Wikipedia a few days ago, I didn’t. I literally stopped writing, hopped in the car, drove to Walmart, came home, and killed the swarm of spiders attempting to overrun my computer desk. ‘Twould seem that a common house spider considered a hidden little corner of the window by my desk the perfect place to spin her egg sac. Siting here typing, there suddenly came into my field of vision a single baby spider bravely swinging across the void on a silken strand.

I killed him.

Then I located the source of the invading army and began laying my plans for destruction of all arachnids.